Epic Rap Battles of Objects: Leafy V.S. Taco

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF OBJEEEECTS

LEAFY

VS

TACOOOOOO

BEGIN!

Taco:
Let's make this quick,
I've got people to trick,
You just ran in the woods
More obvious than I did!
Hide from your closest friend
Who'd stick with you to the end.
I have my own show
While you just need to go.
Just leave this win to me,
I've got places to be
You could say this rap is like your boyfriend
Because it's total FIRE!

Leafy:
Ooo, nice rap,
You get it from the trash?
I hope you called a ambulance,
Cause I'm about to SMASH!
You're a total phony,
You barely even played the game!
You're a lemon spitting weirdo
Who just kept screaming SOUR CREAM!
I hope you saved your good raps
for the very end,
Cause I'm about to crush you,
Like you did to Pickles heart
when you were still his best friend!

Taco:
Was that even a rhyme?
It sounded more like a waste of time!
Tell me, what gave you the idea
To have such an evil thought?
Wait, don't tell me,
I couldn't give a single squat!
What do you plan to do now?
At least I try to manipulate some more,
While you just sit in Yoyle berries,
And eating your friends in your little 'war'!
You've thrown your game away,
While mine has just begun!
The Mexican food has just won,
Just admit it,
My shell may be corny,
But that's cause you're in it!

Leafy:
You callin me Cheesy?
Sorry, that's your show.
I can be exotic,
You stick to the same design.
You're a Mexican classic,
While I turn green, red, and gray.
You wanna come at me?
I'll take you any day!
But no one would root for you,
Cause no one likes you any ways!
I'm the big one round here,
You're just a rip off of a queen.
So why don't you step away,
And leave rapping to me!

WHO WON?

WHOS NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!!